"There would," Petra confirmed. "And blousy open shirts, and wind-tousled hair and sexy stubble..." she sighed. "It's The Corporation's hit reality show about British boarding school boys who witness a crime and run away to become rock star pirates." So, special version of 'reality.' "It's like, TV heroin. I actually know some of the cast; they screwed up and wrecked their ship on the island we were already stranded on." Mentioning she'd dated their captain would probably be bragging.